April 11, 2017
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Previously: Something is wrong with Hardin so Tessa leaves Noah in the dust. — Marines: Landon texts Tessa an address, which she copy and pastes into her “maps program.” Why are the people who write these terrible, abusive, poorly written “romance” stories also terrible at technology? Who says “maps program” instead of just maps or GPS? I’ll even take navigation. ARE THEY ALL ALIENS? Samantha: I mean, honestly, it’s the only explanation. Mari: Tessa is super confused about why Landon needs her and it’s at this point that I begin to suspect that Hardin sent these god damn messages himself. I’m going to leave this probably wrong prediction here because it doesn’t truly matter. All that matters is that about a […]
April 10, 2017
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I feel like you guys aren’t even going to believe this chapter name but I am here to faithfully report it: What Do I Look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have.
The drama is real. Also, I’m not convinced Jacob has a brain or a heart so…
Kirsti: Neither. Neither is good. (Seriously though – that chapter title is fucking ridiculous. No wonder this book is seven trillion pages long…)
Annie: Everything about this is ridiculous, so at least Meyer is staying on message?