August 30, 2016
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Oh wow. WOW. I guess I got this chapter. The Twilight gods have not smiled kindly on my today, friends. I see how it is. *sigh*
Marines: If you read that and are thinking, “why do they keep saying this? Why won’t they all accept there are no good chapters?” I can only say we are brave and endlessly hopeful in the face of adversity.
Annie: Each new chapter is just garbage in book form, each one worse than the last. I mean, it can’t possibly be worse than two boys fighting over her like Bella’s some sex companion to be won while she lays there, unconscious. Right?
August 29, 2016
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We open the chapter with Bella, fully dressed, stuffed into her sleeping bag, in the tent with Edward. Bella is freezing and to hit it home, Meyer uses this fun device where Bella is stuttering and beyond just telling us that, she gives us this:
“W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-t-t-time is it?” – I forced the words through my rattling teeth.
That is so unnecessary and annoying.
Marines: Aaaaaand we found this recap’s single phrase that describes the whole series. “This is so unnecessary and annoying” can join such greats as “Shut up, Edward” and “I hope the baby vampires eat you all.”
Catherine: Also: “What have we done to deserve this?”