Fifty Shades of Bonus Bullshit – At least someone’s a winner here.

Sweeney: Happy Friday, Traumateers! This is something of a half-assed post, because it’s the holidays and we’re feeling extra lazy and entitled to our laziness. It’s you know, the usual: we do what we want. In addition to our stock of excuses for getting out of social engagements, we are equally well equipped with excuses for laziness.

Lorraine: And really, you all should be happy that we didn’t start this post with, “this will be quick. We’ve got to go wash the murder out of our hair.”

Sweeney: ANYWHO. We’re fond of these Bonus Bullshit posts that we just made up because they’re happy places that don’t require us to actually read this book and how awesome is that, right? Right.

We got over 160 votes in our fantastic poll which automatically closed on the 26th because of reasons. (I really don’t know why I picked that day, to be honest.) With a little over 50% of the vote, Dani D’s iPad entry was our winner:

StalkerBF2

 

True story: I thought about this and laughed to myself when I was turning off my tablet’s GPS crap to save battery. I don’t have an actual iPad because I’m not that cool and I don’t have a stalker boyfriend of my very own, but whatever.

Lor: Maybe next year Sweeney! Dream a little dream.

Sweeney: So, you know, a big heap of snarky love for this contribution to the Maintaining Snark Lady Sanity Fund.

Thank you again to Dani and everyone else who participated! (And, of course, for all the hilarious comments which are also important contributions to the MSLSF.)

Lor: Dani, send me an email (roxanne[dot]and[dot]lorraine[at]gmail[dot]com) with your address and your sweet prize will be delivered to your doorstep. 🙂

Sweeney: Have a great weekend! Happy new year too, though we still have one more post before 2012 is over.

 


The Snark Squad

 

Next time: Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 8

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