Sweeney: April is the best month of the year due to it being the month of my birthday and Coachella and hanging out with Lorraine and the blog’s birthday and also my birthday. (L: Did she mention her birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.) Of course, all that excitement was a lot to take in and meant that we got a little more off-schedule than usual. Like, “Post the bloggy equivalent of a vacation auto-responder” levels of off schedule. But good times were had and we hope the, “CHECK OUT OLD POSTS!” stuff kept you all occupied. Hopefully we didn’t lose too many of you in our absence because we’re back and rushing to play catch up.
Lorraine: Vacation was super nice though. Seeing Sweeney’s face was also cool and we did the Coachella thing, and we may have tried to take naps on the floor in the middle of Coachella, and then we ordered some fries that tasted like stomach ache and were bad news all around, and we talked a lot and there was that one time Sweeney was all, “well I’m going to go nap some more,” and it was perfect and we met with her best friend and ate way too many tacos. That’s a super disjointed account of our fun times, but I think you get the jist. Probably. Maybe. Just trust me on this one.
Anyway, we missed you all and we love you.
Sweeney: In short, NAPS!
Last Month:
We started the month with the Orphan Black episode in which clone club discovers the existence of monitors, followed by Alison torturing her husband and calling Sarah in to help save her party. Sarah’s got followers. Hijinks ensue. Sarah sits down with Helena, who is convinced they will soon be besties. Alison sleeps with Ainsley’s husband and Delphine finds out Sarah has a daughter. Before Sarah finds out that Helena is her twin, Ainsley throws Alison an intervention and Felix comes for moral support. The clones all debate whether or not to sign their lives over to Dyad and Sarah shoots Helena, but returns home to find her family missing.
In Los Angeles, Wesley’s dad shows up and is a new contender for Negligent Parent of the Year. (Turns out he was a robot, but still eligible.) Angel and Spike reveal that they’ve been having pissing contests about women for Spike’s entire existence. A very under appreciated Harmony is framed for eating a human, which is against W&H’s new company policy. Eve stuck Angel with a parasite and Angel had a lot of really weird dreams.
A new season of Game of Thrones started! We met an amazing new character whose swagger we were instantly obsessed with. With little lead up, The Purple Wedding happened and Joffrey died. Then an episode with carelessly handled rape narrowly saved by Swagger Prince Philosophy and Daenerys Fucking Stormborn, BREAKER OF CHAINS!
The Supernatural boys had a scarecrow run-in, and Dean finds himself in the hospital DYING. (Don’t worry, there are a gazillion more seasons and he’s on the box sets.)
In Neptune, Mac got the horrifying news that she was switched at birth with evil Marcia Brady Madison Sinclar. Veronica uses her super sleuth powers to spy on other students having private counseling sessions about Lilly.
In Rosewood/Pedoville USA, stuff happened but I can’t entirely remember. There was turned-up-to-11 pedo episode in which Pedzria’s in trouble because Ezra once had a baby mama and Wren keeps hitting on Hanna. Paige is getting the Toby Edit and Nate needs help understanding how cousins work.
Kirsti did her first book report on Pushing the Limits, which earned an A- from her.
And finally, WE HAD A BIRTHDAY! We celebrated by naming our favorite favorite posts.
Coming Up:
We still owe you an Ever After recap from last month’s #snarkathon and that will go up over the weekend. BUT FIRST, we’d like to decide what we’re watching at our next #snarkathon. Normally these will take place on the first Saturday of the month, but with our vacation crazy, we’re still a little behind. As such, May’s #snarkthon will take place on Saturday, May 10 at 8pm GMT / 4pm EDST. (World clock look up.)
Whether you’re joing us or not, you should help us pick a movie:
POLL CLOSED. (Mean Girls is your winner.)
Poll closes on Sunday. We’ll tweet the hell out of the winner (so follow us on Twitter!) and drop it into the Ever After post when that (finally) goes up.
While we’d much rather have your lovely Twitter faces watching with us, when we pull tweets for the recap, anyone who waits until Sunday to watch and tweet to the #snarkathon hashtag will still be able to play along!
Welcome, Questionable New Friends:
Even after all this time (ALWAYS!) our search results are still flooded with weird Fifty Shades related porn searches. This is seriously a monthly exercise in, “What gross shit are people looking for this month?” We might have to rename this feature. “Guess what the silent mouth-breathers in the Traumaland corners are jerking it to this month!” But in among that rubble, was this poor soul:
something dont add up about the time jenna was sigmed out of the blind school pll
I’m assuming you meant “signed,” but all the same: nothing adds up on that show. Nothing. I’m glad you began to see the light (no pun intended) and I hope your stay here has been beneficial.
♥
The Snark Squad