Previously: Bella gave birth in spectacularly awful fashion and died.
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Marines: Hi, hello! Remember when we were cute and recapped a whole Twilight book in a month? Ha ha ha, welcome to Breaking Dawn. (I said that in my head like “The Reynolds Pamphlet.”) (“Have you read this shit?”)
I was definitely the delay here as it was my task to edit the video below. But the delay really happened because it took full freaking weeks to read this chapter. I’m not joking.
On the bright side, A VIDEO! This of course means that we’ve made it to the halfway(ish) point of Breaking Dawn! It’s really small consolation when you see Kirsti hold up the book in the video… but it’s better than like chapter one of Twilight. #halffull
Anyhow, enjoy, if you can, as much as you can, and we’ll try to be back not in two months.
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