snark squad | where nostalgia comes to die

The Boxcar Children

Did you know that the Boxcar Children books are actually mysteries? Neither did we! Turns out that the Boxcar Children don’t actually live in a Boxcar for very long at all. That doesn’t stop them from being very excited about things like “being homeless” and “cooking for themselves.”

With a vocabulary aimed at second graders and kids a little too good to be true, the Snark Ladies get through these books one way: booze. So break out the alcohol and join us as we revisit these wholesome children. Something about that last sentence felt so wrong… and so right.