Fifty Shades

In 2012, Mari (then writing under the username “Lorraine”) picked up Fifty Shades of Grey and immediately hated it so passionately, she had to dedicate words to her hate. Many, many words, a second reccapper, LOTS OF CAPSLOCK, an impressive array of gifs, a handful of vlogs, a Stalker Boyfriend meme, a couple of destroyed livers, and lots of holding each other in the comments later, here we are:

Fifty Shades of Grey | Fifty Shades Darker | Fifty Shades Freed | Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 01: My eyes are totally rolling in exasperation. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 02: Hardware stores make me intense. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 03: It’s a good thing I can drink legally. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 04: Let’s all just vomit, okay? thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 05: There are other ways to have him in your mouth. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 06: Big? Big. Really big. Big. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 07: Now We’re Getting Started thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 08: Let Go of Me Booty, Matey! thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 09 – I Prefer Strawberry Popsicles, Thanks So Much thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 10: Should I Be Wearing Boxer Briefs? thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 11 – To Love, Honor, and Flog thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 12 – ManipuKISS. thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 13 – Hoarders: Ana’s Head Edition thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 14 – Happy Graduating Wet Submissive Day! thumbnail
Fifty Shades of Grey Chapter 15 – Liquid Courage thumbnail