September 11, 2013
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Ana is in total shock because apparently, if you are having sex, YOU CAN GET PREGNANT. Ana thinks about how much she doesn’t want a baby and how she knows her husband is going to freak.
Dr. Best in Seattle says, “judging by your reaction, I suspect you’re just a couple of weeks or so from conception– four or five weeks pregnant.” UM. WHAT? RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN. Because she was shocked, your super doctor skillz tell you she’s four or five weeks pregnant? Shock is a measure of such things? Clearly, Dr. Best doesn’t watch any TV.
September 4, 2013
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The chapter begins with some stuff that’s meant to be sweet, but when you realize that it’s mommy porn, it’s more awkward. Ana is excited that her “daddy” is awake and he calls her “Annie” and whatnot. He doesn’t seem to remember the accident and asks for some water, specifically, but I think he really wants a drink. I do too, because rather than staying there with her father, we cut immediately to Ana running out to the waiting room to tell Christian Grey that he’s awake. Because obviously. “What do I do now? IDK, better go tell that infected scrotum I call my husband.”
The infected scrotum is all, “Great. He’s awake.”