I honestly kept forgetting to write this recap. I’ve never been so proud of my brain.
“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.”
Can I just start using “music to me [body part]” in real life now?
We start this chapter right in the middle of a goddamn conversation because EL James is the worst. If you’ll recall, Ana wanted to talk about Grey’s messed up childhood and he was like, “no. Vagina balls.”
In 2012, Mari (then writing under the username “Lorraine”) picked up Fifty Shades of Grey and immediately hated it so passionately, she had to dedicate words to her hate. Many, many words, a second reccapper, LOTS OF CAPSLOCK, an impressive array of gifs, a handful of vlogs, a Stalker Boyfriend meme, a couple of destroyed livers, and lots of holding each other in the comments later, here we are: