September 26, 2014
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We open with a threatening knife. No, just kidding, it’s a happy knife, because it’s cutting cake, and cake is delicious. Veronica is trying to comfort-feed Wallace, because he has just implicated Rashard Rucker in a manslaughter. And they’ve said like eighty times (okay, twice) that Rashard Rucker = Lebron James, but I guess this was back when Lebron was a baby basketball star and not taking his talents to Miami. (Did I just accurately reference sports?) (L: Possibly! All I know is that he has since left Miami…)
Wallace insists he’s fine, but Veronica is all, my ex-boyfriend just left town with his dead ex-girlfriend’s vampire slayer baby so, just let me take care of you so I don’t have to think about that.