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Goosebumps #028 “The Cuckoo Clock of Doom”- I Said “CLOCK!”
Boxcar Children #002 “Surprise Island” – Or how to get rid of your kids for an entire summer
Nancy Drew Files #003 “Murder on Ice” – Snow is stupid.
Goosebumps #001 “Welcome to Dead House” – Or “Yay Death!”
BSC #009 “The Ghost At Dawn’s House” – Or the moment I wished R. L. would come to Stoneybrook.
Captain Planet S01 E01 “A Hero For Earth” – Or Heart, NOT IT.
BSC #008 “Boy Crazy Stacey” – Or #hosuspension!!!
Sweet Valley High #007 “Dear Sister” – Coma! Coma! Coma!
Boxcar Children #001 “The Boxcar Children” – Or Snoozefest Galore!
Goosebumps #019 “Deep Trouble”- Or where’s Jaws when you really, really need him?
BSC #007 “Claudia and Mean Janine”- Or why I hate absolutely everyone in Ann M. Martin’s fictional world.
Goosebumps #017 “Why I’m Afraid of Bees” – Or why I’m afraid of awful books.
Sweet Valley High #006 “Dangerous Love” – Or how a motorcycle accident can spice this shit up.
BSC #006 “Kristy’s Big Day” – Yes, even her mother’s wedding has to be about her.
Nancy Drew Files #002 “Deadly Intent” – If you pirate, you kidnap and if you kidnap, you murder.
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contrivance brings people together
dazzling you with my brooding
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dreams visions and premonitions
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fun with foreshadowing
fun with misogyny
give a little gif
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I hate this fictional character so hard
I hear poor people smell bad
IN THE FACE
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sense this doesn't any make
snark squad advice saves lives
snark squad drinking games
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someone just died again
sorry I have to shave my hands
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taking the parent out of parenting
that's rape asshole
this is abuse
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underaged drinking is for overachievers
video but we're not naked in it
we're taking everyone to hogwarts
we give good TV
what are you trying to tell me zoomy camera man?
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