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Fifty Shades Darker
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Snark Squad Sentiments #01 – Or how we became legit shit.
Goosebumps #016 “One Day at Horrorland” – Or none of this would have happened in the 21st century.
BSC #005 “Dawn and the Impossible Three” – Or really just Dawn and a single mother going through a bad divorce
Goosebumps #030 “It Came From Beneath the Sink!” – Haha. “Came.”
Sweet Valley High #005 “All Night Long” – Or how bears are never there to eat bitches when you need them.
Goosebumps #043 “The Beast From The East” – Or the book that really did traumatize me.
BSC #004 “Mary Anne Saves The Day” – …by calling someone else to do it for her.
Sweet Valley High #004 “Power Play” – Or how Jess and Liz destroyed a whole human being.
BSC #003 “The Truth About Stacey”- Cupcakes are delicious, yo.
Goosebumps #026 “My Hairiest Adventure” – Well, this is embarrassing.
Sweet Valley High #003 “Playing With Fire” – And seven other things more fun than reading this book.
Nancy Drew Files #001 “Secrets Can Kill” – And so can banging your head against a wall.
Goosebumps #012 “Be Careful What You Wish For” – And stay away from old ladies.
BSC #002 “Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls” – So, what are you wearing?
Sweet Valley High #002 “Secrets” – When men growl
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a lying liar who lies
AND THEN SHE DIES
another effing dance
a pedo-lationship is like a relationship but illegal
a very traumatic holiday
beware actual trauma ahead
Big Book of Villain Gloating
contrivance brings people together
dazzling you with my brooding
detecting the shit out of things
dreams visions and premonitions
fifty shades of ruined
fun with foreshadowing
fun with misogyny
give a little gif
he may be hot but he's probably a stalker
hey it's that guy from that thing!
I feel a little FLASHBACK coming on
I hate this fictional character so hard
I hear poor people smell bad
IN THE FACE
sandy cohen eyebrow scale of non-negligent parenting
sense this doesn't any make
snark squad advice saves lives
snark squad drinking games
someone call the police- JUST KIDDING.
someone is physically injured HAHALOL
someone just died again
sorry I have to shave my hands
super busy explaining things with my headcanon
taking the parent out of parenting
that's rape asshole
this is abuse
trust us- we love the Doctor
underaged drinking is for overachievers
video but we're not naked in it
we're taking everyone to hogwarts
we give good TV
what are you trying to tell me zoomy camera man?
whut is fashun?