bludgeoned by metaphors

a lying liar who lies AND THEN SHE DIES another effing dance a pedo-lationship is like a relationship but illegal a very traumatic holiday bad girl styling beware actual trauma ahead Big Book of Villain Gloating contrivance brings people together crossover magic dazzling you with my brooding detecting the shit out of things dreams visions and premonitions fifty shades of ruined fun with foreshadowing fun with misogyny he may be hot but he's probably a stalker hey it's that guy from that thing! I feel a little FLASHBACK coming on I hate this fictional character so hard I hear poor people smell bad IN THE FACE pedoalert racism sighting sandy cohen eyebrow scale of non-negligent parenting sense this doesn't any make snark squad advice saves lives snark squad drinking games someone call the police- JUST KIDDING. someone is physically injured HAHALOL someone just died again sorry I have to shave my hands super busy explaining things with my headcanon taking the parent out of parenting team feels that's rape asshole the unsexiest this is abuse trust us- we love the Doctor underaged drinking is for overachievers video but we're not naked in it we're taking everyone to hogwarts we give good TV what are you trying to tell me zoomy camera man? whut is fashun?