cats will eat you

Snark Lady Lorraine doesn’t like cats, though she admits that it’s mostly due to conditioning as her mother raised her with the deep-seated belief that cats are evil. Momma’s staple story in the cats are evil propaganda was one of a friend’s neighbor who had her throat eaten out by a cat.

What further proof do you need? Cats will eat you.

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