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Sweet Valley High #014 “Deceptions” – Possible crime.

by Marines February 27, 2014 Books
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It’s been a while, dear friends, since we visited the great and wonderful world of Sweet Valley. Things have changed a lot around here, but we never forget that this blog was created for the purpose of snarking the terrible books we read as kids.

Despite the fact that months have separated our last SVH recap and this one, we are actually picking up right where we left off. (S: It’s really rude that they don’t anticipate and respect our erratic blogging schedule.) Elizabeth Wakefield is enjoying her It’s Really Cool You Aren’t Kidnapped Anymore Party and a young man named Nicholas Morrow has just arrived.

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Sweet Valley High #013 “Kidnapped” – It’s not as bad as you think.

by Marines August 24, 2012 Childhood Trauma
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