CURBHANGER

A curbhanger is a downgraded or lame cliffhanger. The term was first used when we discovered RL Stine’s penchant for ending his Goosebumps chapters with someone screaming in horror. Of course, all you had to do was turn to the next page to realize that there was no true horror at all.

The term was resurrected once we were introduced to EL James’s Fifty Shades Trilogy. In addition to sharing a love of initialed first names, RL and EL are also experts at dumbing down their writing. The only difference is that EL writes for adults.

Follow every non-twist and faux-turn with the posts tagged curbhanger below.

The OC S03 E14 – The Episode That Broke My Hate Barrier thumbnail
Pretty Little Liars S04 E01 – Never Forget thumbnail
Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 16 – Like a ninja. thumbnail
Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 14 – Rickrolled. thumbnail
Fifty Shades Darker Chapter 10 – Lather, rinse, repeat thumbnail
Goosebumps #003 “Monster Blood” – Or I told you cats are evil. thumbnail
Goosebumps #002 “Stay Out of the Basement!” – That’s where I keep my stash. thumbnail
Goosebumps #040 “Night of the Living Dummy III” – Or the one where we all scream in horror. thumbnail