sorry I gotta wash my hair

What was once an excuse for perhaps avoiding an undesirable date or outing has been adopted by the Snark Squad as a general excuse. For life.

Variations:
“Sorry I’ve got to wash my hair for the whole month.”
“Sorry I have to wash my hair for forever.”
“When? Oh, sorry. My hair is really dirty on that day. I have to wash it.”

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