The Kristy Thomas Crown of Cunty Fictional Characters

The use of the word “cunty” to describe Kristy Thomas goes back almost to the very beginning of Snark Squad time. There was a brief moment of wondering whether we should use such a strong, even controversial word to describe a fictional 12-year-old. And then we kept reading more Baby-sitter’s Club books and found the answer to be, “yes. We absolutely should.” She deserves it.

So, in Kristy Thomas’s name, we sometimes bequeath this crown to cunty fictional characters who almost certainly deserve it.

Dawson’s Creek S04 E07 – Subtext Should Be, Well, Sub thumbnail
Game of Thrones S06 E01 – It’s tradition. thumbnail
Grey Chapter 15 – Where’s the pie? thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S03 E23 – And none for Dawson Leery thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S03 E21 – Dick measuring with boats thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S03 E11 – We created canon! thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S02 E09 – Clinton vs Bitch thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S02 E03 – Playing house thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S01 E10 – Worst plan ever thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S01 E07 – Like Breakfast Club, but worse thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S01 E06 – Longest. Day. Ever. thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S01 E04 – Secret sexy times thumbnail
Dawson’s Creek S01 E02 – Dude, no. thumbnail
Game of Thrones S01 E10 – Interesting. thumbnail
Game of Thrones S01 E02 – DIREBOSS thumbnail