It’s time for a super epic DESTINY’S CHILD DANCE PARTY. Why? It is Snark Lady Lorraine’s birthday! I know you all have important things to do with your lives or whatever. LOLJK. I actually know that you all come here to avoid ever doing important things with your lives. Or because having Destiny’s Child Dance Parties with us is basically the most important and best and most awesome way you could possibly spend your time. Any of these things.
Since Lorraine is one of my favorite human beings on this planet or any other that I am aware of, and because without her my favorite thing on the whole internet would not exist, she gets an entire celebratory post and you should join the fun.
I know, this is an awesome party, AMIRITE? Right, well, we’re just getting started. There’s a video too! (And by “too” I mean, this was supposed to be the main event until I got distracted by gif-staring at Destiny’s Child glamorously wiping their brows in their fierceness-induced flames.)
I did what I could about the audio levels. Sorrysorrysorry. Many thanks to all of these lovely people, in order of appearance:
@democracydiva, @lovewokemeup, @marirodriguezg, @williesun, @driftingreverie, @dutchface, @eksulli, @ginad129, @ginntastic, @jas_sams, @melbsonmymind, @moodysimon, @mrscaptkerk, @polgeclement, @purebrightfire, @ReneeMPowers, @RLeighPhoto, @Samantha20191, @thelovelygirl.
Thank you for being my friend. I hope your day is perfect. Or close — I’m wary of perfect happiness. Maybe just, like, super good, OK? Happy birthday.
(The only tag we have with Lor’s name in it is “Lor is the best detective ever.” That doesn’t actually have anything to do with this post other than this being a day to celebrate her and her detective skills being a thing worthy of celebration. Hello, future tag searcher, come to learn about Lor’s skills as a detective. Hopefully the other links were useful and you can now go to the comments section to share tales of her remarkable abilities.)