abducticopter

When you are as rich as Christian Grey, you have many luxuries and accessories at your disposable. This is especially helpful when you are a murderapist stalker boyfriend. Need to scoop up your prey in a pinch? Conveniently transport her in a harness? Easy! All you need is a helicopter! Grey may call his helicopter “Charlie Tango,” but thanks to Sweeney, we have a better name for it:

The Abducticopter.